[Woman1] Yeah, they were smashed. Dave stole this hat from a hen party, nearly got into a fight. Yeah, that was a washout. Never mind.

[Woman2] This shot shows how much I’m enjoying being a mother. I’m really treasuring every little moment. And here we all are'... all together... a family.

[Man1] It’s just a typical Tuesday meal for us. It shows how healthy and balanced my life is. Made it myself.

[Woman3] This photo clearly shows how advanced Millie is. I mean, writing up to five, at her age, is incredible.

[Woman4] I mean, look at that beach! That’s what you call white sand, isn't it?

[singing] Three, two, one... Happy New Year!

[Woman5] What a New Year’s! If next year is half as good as this one has been, then...

[Woman1] I just don’t know why I’m feeling like this.

[baby crying]
[Woman1] This is the life, nothing better than relaxing with a takeaway over New Year’s. Oh, what a night! Another typical evening for me, clearly enjoying myself but then that’s the sort of fun, carefree life I lead.

[baby crying]

[singing] People tell me how I’m a-losing my mind but I tell people you just in my car. Oh, time moves faster than me, can’t you see all this job you been working I’ve been a-running free.